Micro Fiction Theme: Why was there/their underwear there?
It was suicide to fight the legendary dragon Azirath, but this is exactly what Caelan and his party were doing. Their idiotic leader mistook the beast’s horns for a tree branch when they were trying to bathe.
Caelan leaped into the air to distract the monster so Karn could make a killing shot.
Karn’s arrows missed because of the sight of Caelan’s cheeks every time the kilted warrior attacked.
Unable to win, Caelan’s group retreated, leaving most of their belongings behind.
And because of this, adventurers trying to defeat Azirath will always wonder why boxers are hanging on its horn.