Microfiction Theme: Collage of Confusion
Hitman House Husband (100 words)
Clarice has been a thorn in my side for far too long. Now, I’ll get revenge for all the backhanded compliments she gave me at the monthly church cookouts.
If she doesn’t like me as a house husband, she’ll get me as my old persona.
Let’s see how she likes how a hitman handles things.
As my wife and son mingle with all the other kids at the birthday party, I put my plan into action. Secretly spreading catnip everywhere in the grass.
Clarice is yelling and sneezing, the parents are confused, and the kids are playing with the cats.